What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Double Crack 

When you are in a car with other people and have to fart really badly you let a little crack go and open crack the windows open very little but increase as you let more fart go

John opened the window a crack every 20 seconds as he was farting a little in between. John was double cracking

Double Crack by akararules July 27, 2010

Go Crack Sum

Term started by rookie of the year ReggieCuhh. “Go Crack Sum” was created to help the youth start fucking again and to help people get bitches on their dick.

Friend 1: “New iphone is coming out soon, I need to get that asap”

Friend 2: “Nah cuh u need to go crack sum bro. This shit getting ridiculous”

Go Crack Sum by bigd543 March 25, 2022

snortin crack

This example of this expression has nothing to do with cocaine. It refers to the practice of enlightening one's own olfactory senses by inserting one's nose into the posterior orifice of another person or persons. Could be refered to as brown nosing, but does not carry the same reasoning behind the act ifself. It is purely for sensual pleasure.

Cheryl thinks I enjoy going down on her , but I'm really snortin crack while I'm eatin the kootch. She was puzzled when I mentioned that she'd had chineese last night. I love sniffin that butt just after she's taken a fresh dump.

snortin crack by Big Ed Moustapha August 27, 2009

Plastic Crack 

A term used to describe the "addicting" manner of obsession seen by certain groups of people and individuals who collect and/or build plastic models and figurines ranging from tabletop RPGs like warhammer 40k to Gundam Plastic Models or "Gunpla". The term has been used due to certain individuals sometimes dropping hundreds of dollars on what to other's perspectives seems like a useless piece (or unassembled pieces) of plastic. The first widespread use of the term was to describe Players of the Warhammer 40K Series and eventually Gunpla Builders. It is mainly used by outsiders for the respective fanbases but the people inside the "Plastic Crack" addiction category use it in a joking manner to describe their hobby.

"Just picked up The OG HGUC Zaku I Sniper Type which was basically impossible to find with the Yonem Kirks custom floating around so it looks like my Plastic Crack addiction has been sated for a while"

"How can that guy just casually walk out of the store after dropping 150 on that Plastic Crack junk?"

"Always that one money loaded guy that drops into the comic store every saturday just to buy at least 50 dollars worth of Plastic Crack"

"All I can say after seeing that dude's transaction total for that warhammer set is that Plastic Crack is on hell of a drug."

Plastic Crack by YaBoiShark June 4, 2018

cardboard crack

Magic cards.

No, really. Cards from the Magic: The Gathering game. So called because, like crack, they are cheap but highly addictive and you never ever stop buying more, even when it's harming your job, your social life, and your health.

The term can be expanded to refer to any collectible card game, but Magic remains both the first and the best of these.

John bought another pack of cardboard crack, even though he just sold his left kidney to pay his rent. I think we need to do an intervention.

cardboard crack by Scattercat May 21, 2005

ass-crack-tastic 

A fantastic look at any plump/fat chick's ass crack over the top of her low rise jeans.

Baby, your back got that ass-crack-tastic look down tight!

ass-crack-tastic by pfc. Snowball March 1, 2009