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Turkey toots

When you eat too much turkey and can’t stop farting.

Man after thanks giving I had the worst turkey toots

Turkey toots by Primopig December 25, 2018

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1. A chicken with lager body, especially used for Thanksgiving
2. A country in the middle of Asia and Europe

E.g No. 1:
Let's eat this Turkey

No 2:
The most popular city in Turkey is Istanbul

Turkey by DoomedXD January 20, 2019

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tur-key bur-bler

noun: a hangy, double-chin on a person, that moves of it's own volition, resembling a turkey's wattle.

Me: I have a lopsided double-chin.
Tristan: Are you saying you have an asymmetrical turkey burbler?

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The fear foreigners (especially Syrians) have of spending the rest of their lives working 12 hours a day in Turkey.

Hey Yasser. What's up? Do you still live in Turkey?
Hey Timo. Yeah , and I'm afraid that I started suffering from Turkey-phobia.

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A turkystick is when you slap the pork but dont want people to know you did

Person 1 bro I just assulted the turkystick

Person 2 I wish i could do that

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"Let me get a dime of that turkey"

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