turtle's head dick 

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.

Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!

turtle's head dick by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

give head 

perform oral sex on an another individual

She said I give great head.

give head by weasel October 10, 2003

give me head

To ask for someone to engage in Oral Sex with you

I want you to give me head hardcore

give me head by AeronL February 19, 2008

Poo Head 

When you want to insult someone and cant think of anything very interesting or clever to say.

You are such a poo head!

Poo Head by kula90 January 8, 2005

fuck-head 

Fuck-head is a person who acts like they have very little sense. Someone who acts childish.

She's so drunk, she flashed the entire crowd. What a fuck-head!

fuck-head by Jesa_gurl January 8, 2006

Urban Dick Head 

Someone who over uses Urban Dictionary to find out everything.

Larry: Jim, your a kike

Jim: Ah. So I am the derogatory term for a Jew

Larry: ...And you're an Urban Dick Head

Urban Dick Head by wetdickallnight September 13, 2009

weewee head 

A childish insult, often used by secondary school kids and their teachers!!

Mrs Smith is a weewee head =]

weewee head by Rachel and Rhiannon December 9, 2007