Tough titty Tuesday 

Occurs on Tuesday when life suddenly becomes tough. tough titties Usually used to blame any inconvenience that happens in your life on tough titty Tuesday

“I failed my test today , my cat hasn’t pooped all day , and my spaghetti don’t fit in my dryer. Why does this happen to me?”

Bro it’s Tough titty Tuesday ( TTT) this always happens

Tough titty Tuesday by Swagmuffin1 April 8, 2019

Title of your sex tape

Some people heard it from Brooklyn nine nine

Something that sounds weird and wrong in a sexual way

Person: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop?

Person 2: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop? Title of your sex tape.

Title of your sex tape by Goozery February 27, 2019

Flapjack Titties 

When a bitch has those weird titties that flop around and sag down with that weird fold. Them chimpanzee titties.

Damn you see that nasty bitch over there with them flapjack titties? GROSS!!!

Flapjack Titties by _viper_ May 13, 2014

tits up 

broken; dead in the water, floating

well that project really went tits up.

tits up by Anonymous July 26, 2003

tittycaca

The act of a girl being titty fucked whilst she takes a dump

Guy: The smell of your shit is making me horny!
Girl: Get that boner over here and fuck these titties!
Guy: Yeah, Skank, I love that Tittycaca!

tittycaca by The Stink Monster March 7, 2014

titchy 

A very small person or amount; tiny. Originated from a famous music hall comedian from the late 1800s named "Little Tich," who was about four feet tall. Not to be confused with tetchy (irritable).

I went out with that boy again last night, and he sure was titchy, so I dumped him!

Give me just a titch more coffee.

titchy by pearadvocate July 3, 2005

titty wrangling 

When a flirty female (more often than not a ‘mudshark’) mocks your manhood with her breasts in a tarty fashion but despite your advances won’t bring them out of their shoulder holders, at which point you assist her in freeing them from their wire bra stables.

This chick has been giving me the run around for months now and she still teases me like this. It's about time to do a little titty wrangling!!

titty wrangling by Sayf-Guey Mayne June 20, 2011