turkey muncher 

The act of licking the vagina of an obese woman. Often accompanied with the phrase “gobble, gobble”.

That man Geoff is a right turkey muncher.

turkey muncher by HalfPasty June 21, 2018

Turkey dance 

When a man is naked, and thrusts his hips, forward and backward, so his cock and balls slap his ass and stomach, and make weird noises.

Right before my husband got into bed he started doing the turkey dance.

Turkey dance by 1991basspro August 30, 2018

Turkey Basting

When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man

"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."

Turkey Basting by I.made.dis September 2, 2018

Turkey 

Another name for a thot who is desperate for attention

Bruh girls are some straight up turkeys

Turkey by Llm3_kb October 14, 2018

Turkey Slurkey 

When an in-law lubes their hand up with the fatty grease from the turkey and gives you a hand job under the table while the rest of the family is totally unnoticing....

Aunt Susan told everyone to try her peach cobbler, but all I could say is you have to try the turkey Slurkey!!!!!

Turkey Slurkey by RomperRooRandy November 6, 2018

Turkey 

A country that gets hate for some nonsense reasons.

+Wanna go to Turkey?
-No because it sucks.
+Why?
-Because it does...

Turkey by LumiNyte November 7, 2018

Turkey Gobbler

To grab your scrotum and pull it between your legs to where the testicals dangle below the ass crack and you then show someone your ass and balls and chase them gobbling like a turkey

Tommy just gave susie a turkey gobbler. She got pissed and kicked him in his balls

Turkey Gobbler by Beardman777 November 15, 2018