burn water 

to burn water is an expression meaning someone is so terrible at cooking that they can burn water

"I always pack a lunch when I go to Stacy's house, her mom could burn water."

burn water by anonymous February 7, 2022

Thuggizzle Water LLC 

Thuggizzle Water LLC is a bottle water and distribution company located in San Antonio, Texas. Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water comes from the appalachian mountains of georgia where over 65" of rainfall is received a year on average. Phillip Hodge also known as hip hop artist Thuggizzle is the owner and founder of Thuggizzle Water LLC

Did you know that Thuggizzle Water LLC. is a black owned business?

Thuggizzle Water LLC by God is everything May 14, 2022

Dropping the water bottle 

An alternative term to describe the action of masturbation. Specifically refers to the point of climax. Hence dropping a water bottle causes it's contents to "squirt" out the top.

Friend: "What took you so long?"
Me: "Sorry, I was dropping the water bottle."

Dropping the water bottle by DaRealMK October 16, 2016

Mexican Ball-Water 

When a sweaty mexican construction worker dips his balls into a glass of water

“I’m gonna make you drink some mexican ball-water”

Mexican Ball-Water by xtiju April 24, 2021

ugly giant bags of mostly water

Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".

{Seen on a web page some number of years ago:}
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link

ugly giant bags of mostly water by Telephony August 6, 2016

Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum!

The spell that Seamus Finnigan uses to try and turn his goblet of water into rum. Much like everything else that he tries to put spells on, the water explodes in his face.

Seamus: Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum!
Harry: Ron, what's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
Ron: Turn it to rum. Actually managed a weak tea yesterday, before--
BOOM

Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum! by luvcats222 January 6, 2016

Instant water 

Something that is the equivalent of snake oil, except it's obvious that the product is a scam.

It's instant water! Just add water.

Instant water by PlasmaFire3000 November 6, 2009