Ass Makeup 

The makeup typically used by female dance artists to cover imperfections on their buttocks. Also see Clown Crotch.

Ginger, "Candy, do you have anymore ass makeup for me? My butt is feeling extra pimply today."

Candy, "Sorry, I'm all out. I've been killing it today. Haven't you seen all the clown crotch walking around out there?"

Ass Makeup by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011

ass tips 

Ass tips are also know as an alternative for a douche or butt plug.

1. Hey could you grab those ass tips and help me clean out my ass hole.

ass tips by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014

ass-ton 

An absurd amount of some thing, in a normal context. Specifically: 5x more than what would be considered "a lot" in that context.

"Dude, I want like, 30 hotdogs."

- "Dude, that's an ass-ton of hotdogs."

("A lot" of hotdogs would be 6.
6 x 5 = 30 hotdogs)

ass-ton by for no reason June 20, 2014

Ass-Breath Killers 

Not to be confused with Courage Juice

Pills with the taste of lemon merengue developed by Dr. Mawangi Misoi before his hanging hundreds of years ago. Cures Ass-Breath by hardening the backbone. Currently produced in Cuba. Originally made from ground gunpowder made by Haitian slaves and sweat from Seminoles who fought against the U.S. Army in the Seminole wars. Tested on Nathaniel “Nat” Turner, then further tested in France, It should also be noted a bottle of it was found in the clenched dead hand of the white John Brown.

Ingredients were added by various people from places like Russia, The Congo, Vietnam, and China. Currently on the FDA Shit-List.

Person 1: So you done took the Ass-Breath Killers, is it workin yet?
Person 2: Nah; man is yours workin yet?
Person 1: I think mine is about to start workin now, There it goes
Corporate Drone: Hey what are you guys supposed to be doin?
Person 1: I'm supposed to be draggin my foot, out your motherfuckin ass.

Ass-Breath Killers by Givl Upi July 11, 2018

Ass Drop 

To air drop a picture of an ass to a stranger.

While at a bar, Megan ass dropped Chris’s ass to someone nearby. He accepted the air drop thinking it was a woman’s ass and their friend yelled “I think that is a man butt”.

Gina ass dropped the friend a picture of her ass, who yelled “now that is an ass”.

Ass Drop by 2 Time May 21, 2019

Ass Fart

A bum who won’t get out of bed.

Yo get up!

No
Leave him alone he’s being a ass fart

Ass Fart by Wheybolic July 1, 2019

ass whooping 

It's not beating someone, but it is a form of assault. It's the action of whooping some ass. Whooping can mean hitting, so in simpler terms, hitting ass. But not in a sexual way.

Fred: Yo what's happening behind the school at 3?
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life

ass whooping by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021