willy wank

a thick person
a stupid person

bob: err, whats a light bulb
fred: you are such a willy wank

by fooooshland June 3, 2007

Submariner's Wank

Wanking after lying on your hand until it's numb so that it feels like someone else is doing it.

Wow. I sure made that submariner's wank better by painting my fingernails first!

by MuffSubmarine September 1, 2009

condom-wank

A condom-wank is a jack-off session a guy has while wearing a condom so there's no clean-up required.

I sometimes have a condom-wank because there's no clean-up required!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

gash wank

when a man lays his erect wilf on a womans sagged klimt, the woman will tighten her vulva and retract it back and forth thrusting the wilf to penatrate the upper lip.

Margret and Edward were in bed and wanted to try something new, he lay his wrinkled cock onto her saggy lips and just lay it ontop. she then tightened her old stinkin fanny and made her vulva tighten its rat wings onto it, he came in a second. They called it a gash wank

by joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 24, 2006

Dump Wank

Dump Wank = Literally and physically to dump wank...
Basically a five knuckle truffle shuffle amalgamated with a mark hurd...

Having wank when your having a shit!!!
Dump wank

by Alfie_G October 7, 2005

Drylo Wank

Performing a Gwylo Wank without lubrication.

Gwylo Wanker 1 "I forgot the loob."
Gwylo Wanker 2 "Drylo Wank-QUET."

by Badge MC June 3, 2008

Patty Wank

When a man masturbates inside a condom to avoid making a mess.

I had a nice patty wank last night and NO cleanup... :)

by Papa Josh July 16, 2009