They are best most awesomest animals know to mankind. They are all cool and slow and like SWAG "yo whatupp im a turtle" Only some people know about their plan to dominate the world and make many explosions in the middle of the ocean... watch out for that supper awesome world dominating turtle!
by swaggie turtle May 24, 2013
Get the Turtle mug.Turtle Waxing is when a male gets close to ejaculating during sexual activities, lays his partner flat on a surface (bed,table,couch....) so that the partner is facing upwards towards him while he hovers over the partner and ejaculates onto the partner's stomach which he then rubs the fluid around on the chest area giving the partner's chest a glossy turtle wax look to it.
Man 1: Dude, guess what I did to my girlfirend last night.
Man 2: What did u do to her?
Man 1: I was Turtle Waxing her all night long!
Man 2: I wish my girlfriend would let me do that.
Man 2: What did u do to her?
Man 1: I was Turtle Waxing her all night long!
Man 2: I wish my girlfriend would let me do that.
by Gangstermac January 13, 2014
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by Buckshank September 6, 2015
Get the turtleneck of death mug.The act of sliding and shoving a shotgun into someone's anus and then pulling the trigger. (Turtle dicked being the past tense)
"I turtle dicked that dude so hard his entrails are all over the wall!"
"I've gotten really good at turtle dicking in Call of Duty lately"
"I've gotten really good at turtle dicking in Call of Duty lately"
by TotteryWolf September 24, 2017
Get the turtle dicking mug.When you cum so hard your abdominal muscles contract involuntary causing you to hunch forward making your back curvy like a turtle shell
Person 1: Dude i came so hard last night! I turtle shelled for atleast 20 seconds.
Person 2: Nice bro. *high fives*
Person 2: Nice bro. *high fives*
by Thatguywhocamehard September 28, 2017
Get the Turtle shell mug.1. A rare breed of turtle that breeds in Australia, Canada, and Iran.
2. A stupid fangirl
3. A song by " My Trans Alaskan Railroad of Siberian Tragedies in modern cities across the globe" Full song title : Make Love to Me Hard and Fast (Douche Turtle)
2. A stupid fangirl
3. A song by " My Trans Alaskan Railroad of Siberian Tragedies in modern cities across the globe" Full song title : Make Love to Me Hard and Fast (Douche Turtle)
Johnny, go feed your douche turtle!
God slut, stop being such a douche turtle
I totally rocked out to douche turtle all night.
God slut, stop being such a douche turtle
I totally rocked out to douche turtle all night.
by Stunna Shades INC January 20, 2008
Get the douche turtle mug.The act of consuming an alcoholic beverage while doing doggy style, without the consenting partners knowledge.
Lachlan: I was shagging this woman, and I suddenly felt unbelievably parched.
Thomas(50/50): Holy crap, what did you do?
Lachlan: Ripped into doggy style and flopped out for the anti-turtle.
Thomas: Nice, came up for some liquid
Lachlan: Indeed, best lager ever!
Thomas(50/50): Holy crap, what did you do?
Lachlan: Ripped into doggy style and flopped out for the anti-turtle.
Thomas: Nice, came up for some liquid
Lachlan: Indeed, best lager ever!
by Joseph OsBeel McDavey August 11, 2008
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