A term used to describe someone who waxes, or appears to wax, their pubic hair.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

The act of ejaculating in someone's helmet while it is left unattended, then getting them to place it on their head. A practical joke particular to the military.

To take such an extremely long time to "wax" (have sex with) a girl that the progress is compared to the slow speed of a turtle.

An awfull smelling mixture of ass fluids and sweat that collects in an individuals upper ass crack on hot summer days. Also common of nerds to accumulate large quantities of turtlewax while playing videogames in thier sweatpants.