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The act of sliding and shoving a shotgun into someone's anus and then pulling the trigger. (Turtle dicked being the past tense)
"I turtle dicked that dude so hard his entrails are all over the wall!"
"I've gotten really good at turtle dicking in Call of Duty lately"
"I've gotten really good at turtle dicking in Call of Duty lately"
by TotteryWolf September 24, 2017
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