naff twat 

a fool who enjoys your company sometimes but when his silly little friends come along ignores you and behaves like a naff twat, thus entering naff twat phase. someone to avoid they will just mess you around, try to ignore the preciousness of those few lovely times you have together because they are bound to upset you and enter eternal naff twat phase.

BEWARE OF THAT BOY! HE IS A NAFF TWAT! DON'T TRUST HIM! DOOOONNNNN'TTTT TRRRRRUUUUUSSSSST HIIIIIIIM!

naff twat by i love bj May 24, 2010

T.E ( twat eater) 

one who eats twat (pussy)

This is the story of the adventures of an adolescent T.E ( twat eater).

T.E ( twat eater) by cadetcherry08 January 13, 2008

Total Utter Twat 

A total utter twat is someone who despite being frequently told that they aren't funny, continue to make shitty jokes about either boring or sensitive subjects.

John- i went for a 3 mile jog yesterday. 2 laps around Mike's mum!
Mike- Yeah thats hilarious. Even funnier the first 30 times you said it.
John- Your mum needs to rub herself in oil to get out of the bath!
Mike- I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, you total utter twat!

Total Utter Twat by FresherThanAnApple April 14, 2011

cum-twat 

It strictly defines someone who is ugly, due to there personality and the fact that can be a total a-hole, too.

Man, Jim is a real cum-twat in the morning.

cum-twat by Evil 1 August 24, 2006

itch twitchy twat 

When you cross a bad case of thrush and a one night stand with Billy Ray Cyrus

Patient : I have an Itchy Twitchy Twat
Doctor : I told you to stop seeing Billy when you have thrush

itch twitchy twat by KiNeTiK August 18, 2004

Cock Twat 

A Woman who always has a cock in her twat. The reason is usually due to the fact that they need attention and the feeling of being loved. A skanky/slutty woman

Sophia is such a cock twat, she loves the cock.

Cock Twat by dingle berry bandit August 17, 2005

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat 

the best song in the world. sang by blink 182

i said shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat by ryan December 8, 2004