twat waffle

a female body part that smells like ass a.k.a. vagina. Or someone who is just a faggot

"what a twat waffle you are"

by gregorous January 6, 2008

Westphalia Twat Waffle

Anyone from Westphalia Missouri. Similar to your common twat waffle, with the added benefit of a closed gene pool. These are the basement dwellers of twat wafflery. Feeding young waffles random roadkilled items such as possum at an early age intensifies the waffle effect. Uncle daddy needs his Milwaukee’s Best, got to skimp on groceries. These Westphalia dandies do it all brother, and in their mid 60’s IQ mind, they know everything, making communication with these brush apes all but impossible.

Me: dammit Chase! Are you going to make out with your cousin Jared all day or are you going to get to work??
Chase: your so dumb! I’m not making out with him, I’m giving him a handy behind the truck door.

Me: You Westphalia Twat Waffles are fired!!

by Westphalia City Hall January 9, 2019

Ménage à twats

Group of three sluts.

Tom, look at that Ménage à twats over there. Grab Joe and let's go get laid!

by Buffjhsn March 5, 2014

Twats that you say

Twats that you say? is a nasty way of answering people, either to be dirty or to pick a fight.

Twats that you say? I cunt hear you. But tits all right. I've got in-fuck-tion in my ear. Bare ass me again.

by JJFoote June 26, 2017

twot twas twat

Irish for what was that.

Twot twas twat ya hog knob, me pot of gold?

by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018

fugly twat waffle

Ugly twat waffle is a nasty shirveled up twat that is to disgusting to be anything other then a dried up wanna be gold diggin whore mooching off a man who chooses the easy piece over the 100% women

"Go ahead and keep ur fugly twat waffle, Im better of wit out ur dumbass."

by Moochiepoo May 30, 2017

Full Twat Kit

Someone who has a shaved head, earrings/body piercings and a load of tattoos.

Look at him. Did he go into a shop and ask for the FTK (Full Twat Kit)?

by mikesmate June 9, 2010