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Math Rasmussen

A tiresome Irish ginger who is secretly related to Ed Sheeran. He absolutely will not accept the fact that he is a ginger, and will deny no matter how much evidece, wich is presented to him. He claims that he doesen't want to vote, but he secretly knows that he will vote blue.
OMG thats Math Rasmussen, what a ginger
by WilliamTheBandito October 4, 2022
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MATH-ias

When u catch ya girl cheating but can't do the prerequisite math required to solve the equation.
Damn bro you pulled a MATH-ias after ur girl stayed out overnight
by OG_Breadstick December 23, 2020
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Math

This is Math. : (
by Fice123 October 23, 2018
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1st Class Maths

A guy who helps needy british kids with their gcse. Bonus points if you watch the night before the exam.
Needy Child: Chat I might be cooked, I have my math gcse exam tommorow.
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!
by Carry on young one February 20, 2025
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Math

M ental

A buse
T o
H umans
Bob: Hey Joe what did u do last night

Joe: I did some math

Bob: You should get some therapy for that abuse done to you.
by apersonthathateslife June 21, 2018
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narcissist math

narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.
Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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Math

1) Mental

Abuse

To

Humans
2) The Shit schools teach us so they can fill our heads with shit we'll never us.
Person 1: Shit I got Math. Man, I'm fucked.

Person 2: Sucks to be you! Hope to see you still have your sanity when you get out!
by TheCrazyMadHatter February 7, 2017
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