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Tiajuana Donkey Show

(A joke from Mind of Mencia)

A show that occurs over spring break in Tiajuana, MX, where Miss Spring Break has raunchy sex with a donkey in front of a crowd of drunken college kids.
Creepy Mexican: "Hey, wanna see a donkey show?"
Creepy White: "Sure!"

BACK HOME

Mom: "So how was your trip, honey?"
Son: "It was great mom! A creepy old man brought me to a Tiajuana Donkey Show!"

Steam Donkey 

When a girl rides reverse cowboy atop someone's face and lets go a juicy fart.
Tommy got pink eye from getting steam donkeyed.
Steam Donkey by trixie360 July 15, 2009

choking the donkey 

to masturbate in a zoo
Tom was arrested for choking the donkey

limping swamp donkey 

a really ugly unatractive woman
you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you

Slack jawed swamp donkey

have you seen that Slack jawed swamp donkey? I heard she gave head three times last night.