Chocky

Is a rather large hairy individual who likes to expose his rear end

Hey chocky come here fam

by Jimmy is big May 31, 2018

Clock

Circle with numbers and 2 black sticks that move

“I saw a circle with numbers and two sticks that move today” “that’s a clock Karen”

by Potatocheespart June 12, 2018

clocketh the house

It means "look at this/that"

I got a new Jeffree Star pallete, clocketh the house, girl!

by Mon IRL February 21, 2018

Chock

The way dumb people spell choke ; pronounced like chalk

*typed on the internet*
Guy 1: Dude my dog chocked on fuckin steak and died lmao
Guy 2: Nigga what?

by Jerry Trainor July 10, 2018

clockumentary

Any unworthy documentary the viewer is utterly uninterested in and has nothing else to do with his or her time and continues to absorb useless information Kill'n time.

Wait'n for the the governor's call, Jason seems a bit bored with the clockumentary on Nova.

by John Trowbridge July 27, 2018

Clockbaiting

Setting up an arbitrary time, that is nice in some way (i.e. 7:07, 10:00) at which you are going to stop procrastinating,. Then missing it and resetting it again until you give up on everything you had to do.

"I've been clockbaiting myself for half an evening and did absolutely nothing!"
"Then I've thought about delaying everything I had to do until 7:00 PM, but decided not to fall for this clockbaiting once again"

by Yarmoon September 4, 2018

chocker

Native of craigavon with a head that resembles a cube and speaks through clenched teeth. Usually asks people for cigarettes or money with no intention of ever paying them back.

Get lost chocker. I'm not lending you any more fegs or fivers you freeloader.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018