risky posh wank

Having a wank in an easily exposed area of getting caught whilst using a franga so no evidence is found

"When I was out at the supermarket I had the urge to crank out a risky posh wank in one of the isles , It was jolly

by Ohmygollygosh April 12, 2017

Ass-wank

1980 - Insult towards those of an annoying and twattish nature

Valiant is an ass-wank

by Not Rah November 20, 2004

taxi wank

Proceeding in masturbate while in a car, usually while waiting for someone else to arrive. Derives from a Bristolian taxi driver's past-time.

Dude 1 - "Eww, that dude's having a taxi wank"
Dude 2 - "He's gotta be dogging"

by too true June 11, 2006

sweaty wank

where u have a wank and it is sweaty

i had a sweaty wank last night and i cumed all over me bed sheets

by jay and con November 9, 2007

Swanky Wank

To enjoy the V.I.P of masturbation by wearing a condom

Gotta go, I need a swanky wank.

by GLC June 2, 2003

Fish-Tank Wank

When a man gets sexually aroused and 'horny' so he masturbates and when he cums he lets his seaman fly into the fish tank, killing the fish, but resolving his sexual fustration.

I had a wank last night and didn't want a huge mess all over the carpet so I did it in the fish tank!

Shit, i appear to have killed my fish.

Fish-Tank Wank's are the best!

by Helen Back April 22, 2007

posh wank

When a person masturbates with their pinky finger out as if drinking tea.

OHH Phillip i love a good posh wank what,what

by Alex the ham February 26, 2008