I can't breath

"I can't breath" is what Biden will try to say when Kamala Harris sits on his face and eventually makes him pass out with her farts.

(Sleepy) Joe Biden: *Snoring*

Kamala Harris: *Comes in bedroom and sits in his face*

Joe Biden: I can't breath!

Kamala Harris: *fart*

Joe Biden: *gets a boner before he passes out*

I can't breath by Skyrim550 April 13, 2022

i like you 

aye noah if you see this, i think i like you <3

i like you but im scared to dm you

i like you by realassbeach October 26, 2019

I will send you to Jesus 

what an Asian says while holding a sandal threatening you to death.

"I will send you to Jesus" said Dumbledore calmly.

I will send you to Jesus by anonymous January 9, 2022

I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t 

...and I have the balls.

Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"

The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.

First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.

Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."

I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t by PKFifer November 20, 2011

I love the 90's 

Show on VH1 that many people in their late teens can remember the best era in time, the 90's.

I Love the 90's!

I love the 90's by Ka June 15, 2004

I Don't Know, Man, It's Just Like...I Don't Know, Ya Know? 

The perfect thing to say when you haven't been listening to a conversation that you started. This works for an answer to virtually any question. Perfect for answering if you can't hear the speaker in a crowded, loud room.

Friend: "So how've you been lately? Any better?"
You: "WHAT?"
Friend: "I said, HOW'VE YOU BEEN?"
You: (panicking) "Oh, uh...I don't know, man, it's just like...I don't know, ya know?"
Friend: "Yeah, totally."

I Don't Know, Man, It's Just Like...I Don't Know, Ya Know? by BFFLUWDTWBBFFLIHOTOP February 23, 2010

I plead the 5th 

Pleading the 5th means to not self-incriminate yourself, but it has the connotation of meaning that you did it.
The reason for this connotation is because if you didn't do it, why wouldn't you just say no?
It's a way of not saying "yes you did something" but hinting that you did, but they can't really say you hinted at it.

Bob: Did you have sex with my girlfriend?
Joe: I plead the 5th

I plead the 5th by Alice Hatterson July 18, 2018