crotchblossom

offspring, kid, child, sex trophy, that which issues forth from the female loins about nine months(in humans) after unprotected coitus and fertilization of an egg.

Hysteric over marijuana legalization: Oh my gawd! All the kiddies are gonna be smoking pot now!

Juana: Parenting means not needing the government to keep your little crotchblossoms away from maryjane.

by Mary Juana Sativa November 7, 2012

Crotchballs

When a guy is supposed to have a dick but acts like a little bitch and then try's to bring up how big his balls are when he knows they're actually really little; like a crotch

"common roger, everybody knows you have crotchballs"

by Faithlyn April 11, 2012

Crotch Pit

see TAINT

" I need to take a shower cause my crotch pit is smelling ripe."

by cragain May 27, 2012

crotch five

To slap/bump two crotches with each other, like a high five.

He was so aroused that he couldn't help but crotch five her.

by GoAaN October 24, 2012

crotch knot

Referring to the male genitalia.

He punched me in my crotch knot.

by gaysensualist October 25, 2012

crotch rob

To take someone else's crotch without consent, in a sexual manner.

"I am going to crotch rob the shit out of you!"

by Kimbalikessimba February 21, 2013

crotchistic

When something is so good, but it smells like crotch in the environment. It's also another way to say something was good, but somebody nearby stunk; specifically with the smell of crotch.

Last night was crotchistic.

by Epiphiana September 7, 2013