Collinsed

To repeatedly injure yourself in stupid scenarios, often causing humility and disdain. Most prevelant in Irish regions but can be experienced in other geographical regions.

Did you hear about Greg? He Collinsed himself again with a radiator. Last week he Collinsed himself while running with scissors in the hall.

by Flyasophical April 3, 2009

Cold calling

Unsolicited, unexpected and vigorous oral sex.

"How do you feel about cold calling?" "I fucking hate it" (15minutes later) "How do feel about it now?" "mmm..I'm a big fan"

by LaIrlandesa March 6, 2015

the pot calling the kettle black

A older term used in the US south to discriminate against people of color. Also it can be used to criticize or bring down a person of color. People who use it are racist.

Wow Shaquisha is such a jerk. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

by Henry Louis Gates Jr. May 29, 2018

Collinz

To make sexual advances through web-based messengers such as MSN.

Chris just pulled a Collinz on me!

by Stephen Macavelli November 16, 2009

Collins-Wolfe connection

When a party is flowing so smooth that the only problem is running out of mixtures. There are plenty of hot girls and there is more then enough alcohol to get everyone smashed. Blacking out is applauded and puking is always acceptable.

Damn man this party is the shit, this is some Collins-Wolfe connection in this bitch!

by wtrav15 February 18, 2011

Collingwood Holiday

This term is applied when a person in your company is sacked / made redundant with no explaination from management as to why or indeed if they have been let go. First came into existence circa July 2011 at a company based in central England.

Paul: I have a call for Joe but he isn't answering
Jim: I heard from management that he is on holiday
Paul: Ah, it must be a Collingwood Holiday after yesterdays run in with management and punch up!
Jim: Poor Joe...... if you hear from him, pass on my best and I hope he enjoys his 'holiday'.

by Me and Only Me June 18, 2012

Collinoscopy

When you are able to have a colonoscopy by prolapsing your anus.

I had a collinoscopy yesterday at the maizeret.

by Thegymteacher December 7, 2016