Collinwood 

One of the grimiest hoods in C-town. World famous street St. Clair roles through here, most people in Collinwood are hungry and struggling, damn the dealers and the murderers. Collinwood stretches between Glenville to Euclid and From E.C. to the lake.

I stay in Collinwood, you can't mess with that

Collinwood by jmlicb October 17, 2008

Collinwood 

A small town in Tennessee where most everyone knows you, your family, your friends, and what you did last weekend. The Best people in this town will be found riding backroads late at night jamming to great music. Most everyone drinks, smokes, and raises hell every chance they get. Good place to be if you know the right people. If not, you're screwed.

*Girl walks in to gas station in Collinwood*
Person A: Who is that?
Person B: That's Jakes daughter. The one who married Mike. and you will NEVER believe what I heard she did...."

*Friday Night in Collinwood*
6 people piled into a 3-seater truck, riding aorund, drinking, and singing all their favorite songs.

Collinwood by Trojanette20 July 25, 2011

Collinwood

"Welcome to Collinwood" (2002)

Great independent film about fractals and fractalization effects that diatribe staus has on these aspiring grifters.

Welcome to Collinwood.

Collinwood by Modern Women December 23, 2025

Collingwood 

Collingwood- a place full of diversity Hicks, preps, stoners, party animals, etc. Wild ass people live in Collingwood and know how to have a good time. Locals spend most of their time at the pier in the summer at blue in the winter and Dons all year round. CCI is home of many that partake in Collingwoods many activities this is also home to the 80% stoner population of Collingwood and will scare niners at first but after many trips to the bathroom seeing people vaping, skipping class, and much more you get used to the hectic atmosphere.

Hey are you going to the party in town tonight?
No it’s Collingwood it’s going to be shut down in a second

Collingwood by Cwood January 20, 2019

Collingwood 

The population is about 98% full of white kids who try and act like they are black and wish they were, but are definitly not. The guys hobbies include Hockey, smoking 24/7, vaping 50 nic, the occasional smash and dash, balling, and chopping. You can find this species in various places including the YMCA, Subway at lunch, Badlands park, local parties, or in a typical sesh spot. If you're having trouble locating one of these crazy party animals just announce that you've "got kush" and they'll come running like the cat in the temptations commercial. These boys can be spotted in tiny hats, tall socks and beige khakis. Enough about the boys, because the girls are another fun story. The girls in Collingwood enjoy getting trashed on weekends! A Mickey of Smirnoff is where it's at and if you're fancy ladies you'll pull through with a flavoured 2/6. You can find the girls at local parties or McDonalds in the summer anytime past 9 Pm. You'll find these ladies are attached to thier vapes like it's thier left arm. If you're trying to attract these creatures just yell "who needs a fill" and you'll be instantly surronded by Cwood chicks. They'll most likely be seen wearing leggings, sweatpants, beanies, Airforce 1's and Stans! Collingwood is a great place to be, filled with nicotine addicted children that really enjoy writing UD definitions for fun.

City idiot 1:"Damn these people are wack"
City idiot 2: "Ya they're from Collingwood"

Collingwood by 420collingwood50nic January 22, 2019

Collingwood Shuffle 

Leaving an AFL (Australian rules football) game before its conclusion in anticipation of impending loss. Most common amongst Collingwood supporters, whose proud tradition of leaving en masse at three quarter time to catch the soonest train to Broadmeadows endures to this day.

Also applies to all football supporters too weak to cop a loss and stick with their boys till the final siren.

Roughead slams through his second goal of the 2008 Grand Final, effectively ending Geelong's hopes of back-to-back premierships. And the Collingwood Shuffle commences!!

Collingwood Shuffle by DerBayer September 12, 2009

Collingwood Supporter 

An illiterate bogan who has little or no general knowledge on any topic to that isn't to do with Australian Rules Football. They are incappable of dealing with a loss of a game, and claim it is always the umpire's fault even though they kissed dale thomas' ass the whole way through the game.

Typical ways to pass the time including getting dressed up into your favourite flannie and ugg boots, combing the mullet and going down to "norflanz" to have a drink with fellow supporters near the bus stops.

While at the game, it is tradition for a supporter to have at least 12 VBs before half time. It is also important to try and pick a fight with anybody supporting an apposing team.

Normal Person " Hey what footy team do you go for?"
Collingwood Supporter " I goes fa collingwood the best f'in team in thaa AFL, if ya doesnt like them i'll kick ya arrrrsee in!"

Collingwood Supporter by chockyy3072 October 4, 2009