ass rape

to forcefully insert one's penis into a male or female's anus without consent and subsequently ejaculate into their rectum.

I ass raped that punk ass bitch and cummed all over them.

ass rape by L double C March 18, 2008

ass-hat

A general term for someone who carries out actions with such stupidity that they might as well wear their ass as a hat.

Pete begins looking for his sunglasses, unknowing to the fact that they are on his head. He asks Ed where his glasses are. Ed takes them off his head saying, "You are such a fucking ass-hat."

ass-hat by Danyill June 1, 2007

ASS CRACK OF NO WHERE 

Middle of no place un able to be seen on a map off the beaten path

Dex you live in the ass crack of no where ... haha i know FARr

ASS CRACK OF NO WHERE by FARR February 19, 2005

Ass Mallet 

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.
Chris: What an ass mallet!

Ass Mallet by C2Y August 6, 2005

ass fro 

Hair or bush that starts from the front of your pussy or cock and ends up coming out the back of your ass. Like a combover.

Man, my girl's ass fro is so hairy she looks like she has Buckwheat in a leg lock.

ass fro by Mike Pelon July 5, 2006

Ass Junkie 

A person, whether being female or male who has an unusual likingto anal copulation, this person loes to be butt facked all night long. The term originated from 17th century France among the snuff dens, where a French crack head would take home a prostitute and "wear them out" normal copulation with the vagina got old, due to its losseness and other holes were sought out. A nobleman discovered the firmness of the "bunghole" and only had sex with that from then on. These prostitutes where thus known as "ass junkies"

Josh: SO i went to this sweet party the other night
Adam: Oh really? How was it?
Josh: Good, besides all the ass junkies following me around

Ass Junkie by Josh Mosh July 25, 2006

Ass-Guard 

A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.

Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.

Ass-Guard by Candymannnn June 28, 2009