Ass-Guard

A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.

Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.

by Candymannnn June 28, 2009

Ass-Guard

A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.

He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.

by Rylan Kinnin October 6, 2006