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A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
by Candymannnn June 28, 2009
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Assguard is a Norse mythological city

. Which has king known as Thor ( the god of hammer)
Assguard must fall.
by Raisones May 27, 2018
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