Glove Vagina 

A hole in the leather on the inside of a baseball glove (often occurring in older worn out gloves).

When the coach says "Why didn't you throw the ball", the player says "It got stuck in my Glove Vagina and I couldn't get the ball out."

Glove Vagina by SanfordBraun November 9, 2010

jean vagina 

A rip in the middle of your jean pants that you can stick multiple fingers in. Located near the scrotum.

"Dave your jean vagina is showing dude close your legs or change your pants"

jean vagina by No look swish May 24, 2017

Magic Vagina 

Magic Vagina

Noun;

The female sexual reproductive organ of a femme fatale that male victims are unable to get out of their system.

Females/they/them's with a magic vagina will experience their suitors and conquests unable to get over them. As such these lost souls will keep returning unable to move on with their lives.

Similarly hypnotic in nature as the call of the Siren to shipwrecked sailors, the magic vagina's hold over its victim is compelling and total.

"Have you heard any more from Basil since you two broke up, Clare?"

"He keeps messaging, sending flowers, and calling me at work, Dan - it's like he's totally obsessed."

"Really? It was three years ago, I don't know why he can't move on - it's like you have some kind of magic vagina, or something!"

Magic Vagina by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023

Dental vagina 

Dental vagina is a term for a castrating woman and her way of demeaning males.

Juanita was an angry woman with a dental vagina.

Dental vagina by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

hamster vagina 

When you're naked and playing with your hamster or other small rodent and it decides, against your permission, to crawl inside of your vagina and not come out until forced. Sometimes, it will have a sexy adventure.

Oh no!!! My hamster is inside of my vagina!!! I think I have hamster vagina! Help!

hamster vagina by Rad E April 7, 2016

real_thicc_vagina 

all yo mfs heavenly mommy🥰
has access to the best side of tiktok
she loves all her coochlings and now that u read this ur her coochling too 😍✂️🥰

"what's the best account on Instagram"
my mom's ofc @real_thicc_vagina"

real_thicc_vagina by dilfhunter0 July 8, 2021

poo-stained vagina 

n. 1. the result when a woman chronically wipes back to front. 2. by extension a negative thing.

I can't believe my mother never taught me to wipe front to back, now i have a poo-stained vagina.

You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.

poo-stained vagina by homoguytom October 16, 2012