like mike 

like mike refers to michael jordan you fucking idiot. it was a huge nike advertising logo "i wanna be like mike" in the early 90s

whoever defined the previous like mike and didn't know who it was is probably some 12 year old that doesn't think that there was life on this planet before 1994, get a fucking clue

like mike by Paul S. W. November 8, 2006

single mike 

mexican guy who has sex with a plethora of girls in one night and after brags in a douchey manner

last night he was being a real single mike when he banged the whole sorority and then talked about it in third person

single mike by pbhsjobro November 18, 2010

Illegal Mike 

Any person by the name of Mike that enjoys anything of the sorts that have to do with breaking the law.

Illegal Mike loves to sell contraband, have sex with underage girls, litter while driving down the road at a high rate of speed, and shoot his pistol off like he just don't care.

Illegal Mike by Mike June 11, 2006

Oscar Mike 

on the move, leaving soon, leaving, moving out.

were oscar mike; were oscar mike in 5minutues.

Oscar Mike by simonv January 2, 2009

big mike and the twins

A euphemism for one's junk or package.I.e the cock and balls

Sheila gently stroked big Mike and the twins till Mike
blew man gravy on her hand.

big mike and the twins by Joe. Smith March 27, 2006

messy mike 

When you're hanging with your boy Mike, and he gets explosive diarrhea, so you help stop it by clogging his butthole with your penis, preferably in public.

Man, Mike went to Taco Bell yesterday, so we ended up with a Messy Mike at the mall.

messy mike by thebigbrochacho August 13, 2017

St. Mike’s-ing 

Inspired by the hit TV show 13 Reasons Why, and brought to life during the events at St Michaels College School, a St. Mike’s-ing is when a broomstick is forcefully inserted through ones anus and is kept in the rectum until removed bloody.

Be careful, I may have to give you a St. Mike’s-ing, my yute.

St. Mike’s-ing by TheGuamian July 24, 2019