Definitions by thebigbrochacho

messy mike 

When you're hanging with your boy Mike, and he gets explosive diarrhea, so you help stop it by clogging his butthole with your penis, preferably in public.

Man, Mike went to Taco Bell yesterday, so we ended up with a Messy Mike at the mall.

messy mike by thebigbrochacho August 13, 2017