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When you're hanging with your boy Mike, and he gets explosive diarrhea, so you help stop it by clogging his butthole with your penis, preferably in public.
Man, Mike went to Taco Bell yesterday, so we ended up with a Messy Mike at the mall.
by thebigbrochacho August 10, 2017
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