Me-Mergency

Me-Mergency is when your trying to masterbate one last time,"quickly" before doing anything thats on an actual schedule, and it seems like everything is against you at the time.But you have no problem,causing your schedule to be screwed up,but it usually affects those around you.Its not a term that you'd use when explaining why your late,you have to come up w.some petty excuse. But it's easy to justify it when said to oneself.Jokingly.

Oh,Im really sorry i couldn't help find your cat lastnite, it was so windy I barely made it to my car"Thinking to myself,Not sorry I was enjoying a sweet"Me-mergency" which takes precedence over just about anything.

by Peteandbird January 14, 2026

ice tea morgan

is an alcoholic beverage contains a mixture of ice tea (50%) and captain morgan rum (50%). Served chilled.

Dick: hey Am! Would you like to have another ice tea morgan?
Amber: Sure

by Ismail Kanzik January 1, 2009

renee and morgan

The two best friends ever. They're perfect together and have been together almost all their life. They are both beautiful, and argue over who's more perfect, and neither of them want to admit they're beautiful. Morgan has the eyes. And Renee has the wardrobe. Morgan is constantly going through Renee's clothes. They both love to eat. They'll go to college together even though one is younger than the other. Eventually they'll have kids. Renee will be a great aunt to Morgans kids, and Morgan will be a great aunt to Renee's. They'll be together forever. And even though they're young, about teenagers, one of them has already found their love. Those two will stay together. Even though high school is coming. Morgan and Renée are sisters, and will be forever.

"Hey look there's Renee and Morgan, together AS ALWAYS!"

by Maglatron March 28, 2014

Pulling a Morgan

The act of abusing someone physically and/or emotionally in the work environment and getting fired because of it.

"Did you hear what happened to Greg?"
"No, what happened??"
"He got fired for pulling a morgan"

by TeamLowerHalf October 11, 2016

Being a Morgan

Being depressed but goes the extra mile to make everyone around him happy and covers up their fears and depression

My grandma just died, but at the funeral I was being a Morgan lolololl

by nobodybutyou March 4, 2019

Ellie Rose Morgan

Someone/something that looks a lot like Shrek from shtetl the movie

She looks like Ellie Rose Morgan

by Haha I’m funny November 5, 2019

big burger merger

A sexual metaphor depicting a supposed merger of two major burger restaurant chains.

Daryl: Did you hear about the Big Burger Merger that's going on?
John: No.
Daryl: Ronald McDonald stuck his Big Mac into Wendy's Hot 'n Juicy!
John: Sheeeeeeeeeeee-yiiiiiitttttt!!!!!!!!.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 19, 2019