Exactly the same signs and symptoms as beer goggles except the condition is brought about from being at sea for an extended period of time. Consequences can be socially painful. The worst case of sea goggles is when sea goggles are combined with beer goggles.
Jim: Dude, why the hell did you fuck her?
Dave: Ah man, I'd been at sea for 4 months straight and had my sea goggles on.
Jim: That's no excuse!
Dave: Ah man, I'd been at sea for 4 months straight and had my sea goggles on.
Jim: That's no excuse!
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1. n an idiot or moron
2. v (to dongle) to act idiotically or like an imbecile
3. a (gongly/gongle) describes an action that is silly, idiotic, moronic etc etc
2. v (to dongle) to act idiotically or like an imbecile
3. a (gongly/gongle) describes an action that is silly, idiotic, moronic etc etc
Verb:
"Stop gongling with me, I'm not interested!"
"Let's go gongling today!"
Noun:
"Oh my word, last night was such a gongle!"
"Stop being such a gongle."
Adjective:
"Well, that was a gongly thing to do!"
"Tha' was gongle, inni'?"
"Stop gongling with me, I'm not interested!"
"Let's go gongling today!"
Noun:
"Oh my word, last night was such a gongle!"
"Stop being such a gongle."
Adjective:
"Well, that was a gongly thing to do!"
"Tha' was gongle, inni'?"
by G11D September 16, 2011
Get the gongle mug.When a male student who attends UC Berkeley unintentionally lowers his standards in girls. For example, a girl you thought ugly will seem hot to you now.
Jerry:Dude, that girl is so hot!
Dean: Are you blind? She's ugly as hell. I think your cal goggles are getting worst.
Dean: Are you blind? She's ugly as hell. I think your cal goggles are getting worst.
by Jerry Cai December 29, 2007
Get the cal goggles mug.A nonsensical phrase that found it's origin in the film "Freaks" (1932). In the movie it is chanted by geniune deformed people at a wedding ceremony.
I can be used as a chant in an acceptance ceremony, or as a comical phrase to those familiar with it's origins.
Has been used on the television shows "South Park" and "Clerks: the Animated Series".
I can be used as a chant in an acceptance ceremony, or as a comical phrase to those familiar with it's origins.
Has been used on the television shows "South Park" and "Clerks: the Animated Series".
by Jonathan L. Waldman May 15, 2005
Get the Gooble Gobble mug.The "goggles" that suddenly appear on a person when they are ready for marriage and able to commit to one person. These goggles prevent men and women from appreciating the beauty in the opposite sex because they actually care if their partner catches them staring.
We took our soon to be married friend to Las Vegas for his bachelor party and were wondering why his head wasn't turning with all the beautiful women were passing by.
Me: "Damn bro, are you checking all these beautiful women?"
Friend: "Huh?"
Me: "I guess your ready for marriage...your marriage goggles are forming"
Me: "Damn bro, are you checking all these beautiful women?"
Friend: "Huh?"
Me: "I guess your ready for marriage...your marriage goggles are forming"
by BazookaMoose November 27, 2012
Get the Marriage Goggles mug.Those giant designer sunglasses that girls wear to protect their eyes from the sun and cum.
These glasses also provide facial camoflauge, allowing an unnattractive female to look "hot" without putting on makeup.
These glasses also provide facial camoflauge, allowing an unnattractive female to look "hot" without putting on makeup.
by rindo December 12, 2006
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