Fuck Google

what i think about google

person one: google is a retard
person two: Fuck Google

by penisdickcockcumsuckingcockfuk October 18, 2022

Google

The only reason I'm passing school.

Some random guy: Hey do you know the answer for B in the homework? Me: No, Just Google it

by Annonymouseee December 20, 2022

Hop on google docs

A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.

Charles: "Hey Eugene, wanna hop on google docs later?"
Eugene: "Sure thing 'Dumptruck' Charles!"

by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

Google

Masturbate. Partially onomatopoeiaic word (similar to fap fap fap) for masturbation; also derived from ubiquity of both the internet search engine and the act of masturbation.

I spent the whole day at home googling.

You'll go blind if you don't stop googling.

I google myself every day.

by Marvellous Wordsmith November 12, 2010

Googled

When the corporation you work for makes huge profits and cuts workers pay.

Sorry you were googled but we had to make cuts across the board.

by ColoradoMack February 19, 2022

Google believe

When you doubt someone's statement and you fact-check on Google only to find that it does check out as fact during your search.

Ok, most times you're full of shit but this time I Google believe you. A sneeze does travel at over 100 miles an hour out of your mouth!

by Teddy Knight October 24, 2017

Google

The best search engine ever

I need to google the definition

by Ashlynn❤ March 5, 2017