Dick Clutz 

when someone regularly and "accidentally" falls on dick.

Emily's such a dick clutz. She fell on a few this weekend.

Dick Clutz by Horny Troll July 30, 2017

Dick Angel 

The act of a person giving stimulation or being used for stimulation by five penises/phallic objects.

Usually achieved by having the "angel" focus on simultaneously jerking dicks in each hand, while the pussy, ass, and mouth are fucked.

We were all taking turns banging this one chick. But then all of a sudden she flips herself into doggy and grabs flanking cocks and ask for a john in her mouth.
As soon as every orifice was filled she started glowing with a horny light like an angel.

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Dick Angel by Hoedry Wizard September 3, 2017

Dick Vegan 

Another term for a lesbian

Did you know that lesbians are just dick vegans

Dick Vegan by ya._boi._leo September 24, 2018

Dick Drainer 

A dick drainer is a female whos pussy is so good, that it drains all of the semen out of a mans body.

Chad: Bro, Stacy was such a dick drainer. I'm still a bit sore down there from how much I pumped into her
Geoff: Dude, TMI

Dick Drainer by Peegirl October 29, 2018

Dick-Eye 

A serious condition of the eyeball where fluid is backed up in the tear duct causing swelling, irritation, redness and serious infection. The known cause is from touching dirty bowling balls or other random objects that have been fingered and prodded by guys who have recently used a public rest room and have not washed their hands and then touching your eye with your contaminated finger.

Janice got Dick-Eye while bowling at a team building business excursion at the Richmond Virginia center.

Dick-Eye by BClawd April 10, 2019

Dick Lavy 

When your dick is lubricated and your girlfriend doesn't do anything with it

Friend: Dude, she gave me a Dick Lavy last night..
Other Friend: Bro, that sucks... but she doesn't.

Dick Lavy by DaeveG April 24, 2019

Dick blue cheese 

When you're uncircumcised and you have dick cheese but you also have blue balls. So with that combination is dick blue cheese.

Damn my girl wouldn't let me smash cause I was uncircumcised and man I had major dick blue cheese.

Dick blue cheese by Dickbluecheese June 6, 2019