candyass 

1. noun, a way of calling someone a butt, or hating them.
2. noun, or just a way to make you look stupid

(Lola)-whore! stop kissing my boyfriend!
(Brina)-at least im not a candyass!
(Lola)-HA! What's a candyass?

candyass by jali January 6, 2008

eye candy 

For straight women (okay, fine, as well as gay men and bisexuals who can't make up their minds yet)dudes with big pecs or butts or whatever you like in dudes.

I never see eye candy at Wisconsin Dells because a lot of the dudes there have moobs and they're too old/pale.

eye candy by Shawn B. May 1, 2003

Candy Baby 

A Baby made entirely out of candy that are consumed by folks with disturbed minds. When they eat the candy baby it makes them feel as if they are eating a real baby but it is in fact made out of candy. Candy babies were originally developed in hopes that the rates of actual baby cannibalism would drop, however sadly the invention only amplified the desire to eat real babies.

Damn I sure could go for a nice grilled baby right now, but sadly all I can afford is a candy baby.

Candy Baby by I am the real Bill Murray January 20, 2018

brain candy 

Something that the kinder teachers call the candy they give you as a bribe to do your work.

Okay! Here's some brain candy to help you kids to do your 800 word essay!

brain candy by Dudette May 13, 2005

anal candy 

Any Caucasian male or female because they are always the first to be raped in prison and the fact that white women are proven sluts who give it up to any man with a bigger dick than the average white mans 5 and a half incher.

"Look at that white boy jogging in flip flops,a frat sweater and a american eagle hat that has new era sticker on it!" ...."What Kinda anal candy does this shit?" ... "i dont know but he runs like he has a dick up his ass."

anal candy by hick licker March 8, 2007

Cotton Candy Pimp 

Same as Cotton-Candy Pimp.
Chris Pretti

There goes the Cotton Candy Pimp!

Cotton Candy Pimp by Zeke March 10, 2004

Candy-ass 

(Noun) A younger, fine-piece-of-ass girl. Often petite, slim, and optionally wearing heavy makeup. A honey you'd love to get with.

"Dude, Nicole is such a candy-ass."
"I'm gonna go give that candy-ass my number"

Candy-ass by codeMonster April 24, 2014