Candy-ass

An thing, event or day that is or has been a waste of time that results in a feeling of either frustration or boredom.

What a candy-ass day! All we did was watch kids grab each others asses and talk about how the computer teacher's body shape resembles that of a pear.

by ballsacknegro March 3, 2009

Candy-ass

(Noun) A younger, fine-piece-of-ass girl. Often petite, slim, and optionally wearing heavy makeup. A honey you'd love to get with.

"Dude, Nicole is such a candy-ass."
"I'm gonna go give that candy-ass my number"

by codeMonster April 24, 2014

Candy Ass

The Rock's favorite mode of saying "pussy" or "sissy'

The Rock: Why don't you get your candy ass in this ring?
John Cena: You guys wanna see a fight, well sorry, not today. Good Bye!!
A Fan: Pussy!
ME: Stop reading this

by Read This Upside Down. 370HSSV November 7, 2017

candy ass

wuss, wimp, someone who is easily scared or avoids dangerous situations

That Candy Ass won't go skydiving with us.

by m November 7, 2003

Candy Ass

a male who is meek and timid, shows female personality traits. basically a male who wouldn't survive outside the security of his mother's arms reach. Also look at pansy, sissy, fruit, wimp

Mikey Jackson, Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Urkel and any man who scratches and slaps during a fight

by Dr. Know It ALL November 30, 2003

candy ass

(noun) A person who displays insufficient fortitude or toughness in a difficult or uncomfortable situation; by extension, a person or thing which is inadequate to the purpose at hand. Can be turned into an adjective by adding -ed ("candy-assed"). Frequently heard in the military.

"He was too much of a candy ass to do a hundred push-ups and run ten miles before breakfast."

by anarcissie May 28, 2008

candy ass

A guy who is basically afraid of his own shadow; a real wuss type

Lenny is such a candy ass he won't walk any further east than Avenue A.

by Steviedee January 22, 2004