candy-ass
candy-ass by MegamanTTEX June 19, 2011
Candy-Ass
A college Football player (usually a quarterback) who chooses to transfer to a new school when he loses the starting job. Rather than support his team in a backup role, like a real team player, he quits and/or transfers...thinking only of himself.
Candy-ass
An thing, event or day that is or has been a waste of time that results in a feeling of either frustration or boredom.
What a candy-ass day! All we did was watch kids grab each others asses and talk about how the computer teacher's body shape resembles that of a pear.
Candy-ass by ballsacknegro March 3, 2009
Candy-ass
(Noun) A younger, fine-piece-of-ass girl. Often petite, slim, and optionally wearing heavy makeup. A honey you'd love to get with.
Candy-ass by codeMonster April 24, 2014
Candy Ass
The Rock: Why don't you get your candy ass in this ring?
John Cena: You guys wanna see a fight, well sorry, not today. Good Bye!!
A Fan: Pussy!
ME: Stop reading this
John Cena: You guys wanna see a fight, well sorry, not today. Good Bye!!
A Fan: Pussy!
ME: Stop reading this
Candy Ass by Read This Upside Down. 370HSSV November 7, 2017
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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