cereal box zombie

A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.

You don't even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Zomma

The slang term for a really beautiful woman who is very appealing and looks really fashionable. She has to have sex appeal and look sexy and attractive.

or... Daaaaaamn! Did you see that girl? She was a Zommmma!!!

Girl version of Zaddy.

Daaaaaamn. Lucinda is a zommmmma!!! (Zomma)

by Guglielma Smedley April 20, 2018

Got zombie on it

So waisted, you're basically the living dead walking around. Hence, zombie.

"Got zombie on it", after smoking that...

by H6RR6R$H6W September 10, 2013

cock zombie

the result of vigorous intercourse where one party, usually a female, loses the capability to function normally. Motor skills become impaired, as dose speech, you may also notice only the whites of their eyes.

These traits as well as sweaty or clammy skin may cause a zombie like appearance. The effects usually only last a few minutes but instill great confidence in the one who caused them.

Jennifer was over last night, we went at if for two hours, i turned that bitch into a cock zombie. She couldn't talk for like 10 minutes, just laid there twitching.

by EJ [iBC] August 17, 2007

head full of zombie

You are very intoxicated from a very large quantity of marijuana.

"On a hippie trail head full of zombie,"
-Men at work

by Locoweed415 November 2, 2013

Zombie Mode

The moments directly after waking up from sleep (usually, only up to an hour) where you can't speak properly and have an inability to perform simple tasks like make your morning coffee.

Extended periods of zombie mode can also occur after a bad night's sleep and can last most of the day. Symptoms include not being able to function properly throughout the day and general malaise.

Zombie mode is comparable to a hang-over but it doesn't usually occur as a result of alcohol although zombie mode, combined with a hang-over is a potentially deadly combination.

"Man, I didnt get to sleep til 5 am this morning. I've been in zombie mode all day since getting up."

by The IzzleMann October 24, 2008

zombie mask

Ejaculating on a woman's face, to cause her to groan, raise her arms and stumble about in search of a towel.

Jimmy gave Jane a hideous zombie mask.

by Mattricio January 3, 2003