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Shrink wrap

by C.J. Henry February 22, 2004
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An otherwise hairless woman who, when naked, reveals a large path of hair from top of the ass crack, up through the front of the crotch, ending in a gigantic bush.
Steve: that woman is beautiful.
Mike: Not even. Look at that horseshoe wrap with a triangle tap. DISGUSTING.
by Wife of Custos December 23, 2008
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dick wrap

Toilet paper or tissue used to wrap up your dick after sex. It keeps your drawers from being soaked from ur own jizz.
After screwing that trick last night I went in her bathroom to get some tissue for a dick wrap.
by Cartright September 6, 2005
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skeet wrap

damn, I think we're gonna need a skeet wrap for that.
by lualualua December 1, 2006
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Chili wrap

(v): The act of resorting to using plastic wrap as a condom. When the opportunity to have sex with a girl presents itself, a guy will take what ever measures necessary to complete the task. This includes the chili wrap.
Guy 1 : “Hey man, I'm about to bang this chick but I don’t have a condom.”

Guy 2 : “Don’t trip. I have some plastic wrap in the kitchen..you’ll have to ”chili wrap” your shit tonight.”
by Tiburon February 8, 2013
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california fish wrap

an action during sex when a girl takes a shit as she orgasms and the guy shoves his dick into the turd and cums into it
by lolcrack April 26, 2014
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duck wrap

A phrase that is believed to have originated in the area around Brighton, UK, a duck wrap is another way of describing a tit fuck, with the exception that the penis has just been removed from the lady's anal passage.

The name "duck wrap" comes about as an analogy between the hoi sin sauce on the duck meat in a chinese-style tortilla wrap, and the traces of faeces on the man's penis.
That bird last night was filthy; I did her up the shitter then gave her a duck wrap!
by DMQOB December 30, 2004
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