Fair Witness

Fair Witness-originating from the book 'Stranger in a Strange Land' by Heinlein, Fair Witness was a made up profession, and their job was to record everything they heard/saw. What it means play/be fair witness is to, well take questions people ask you somewhat literally, as seen in the example. Yes, you can do something, but that doesn't mean you will-and that can lead into you will/would do something but not right now because no time was specified. This pretty much means messing with peoples' words/questions until they ask you in a very specific way.

James: Okay, can you pick up all of your crap?
Michael: Yes
-Waits-
James: WELL?
Michael: Oh, I'm sorry-did you want something?
James: Stop playing fair witness a pick this stuff up!

by AlliterationAnne September 4, 2009

Jehovah's Witness

Christian religious organization based in Brooklyn New York.
Based on biblical teachings use other literature as aide to provide people free bible courses.

I spoke with one of Jehovah's Witnesses on Saturday.

by JohnQ123 March 11, 2013

Witness Check

A quick look around to check for witnesses before you proceed to beat someone's ass or worse.

Punchy Paul did a witness check before mugging Oblivious Aaron.

by r/InsaneProtestors April 13, 2021

badgering the witness

to masturbate, the violent manipulation or aggressive stroking of ones genitals

I couldn't get it up for Mary because I was badgering the witness all afternoon.

Susan caught her brother badgering the witness while watching Full House.

by theanarchist July 21, 2013

jehovahs witness

A group of people that study the bible. Not to be mistaken for a cult because they have the choice to leave whenever they want to. They make a habit of spending at least an hour every week going door to door and preaching. There prophesying may have been wrong in the past but they are genuinely nice people. They were also persecuted during the holocaust along with the Jews and Roma. They do in fact encourage their members to pursue post secondary education. Their people make the best husbands and wives out there.

'Yo guy, just talked to a jehovahs witness for kicks'

'why'

' No reason. He was surprisingly nice.'

by Scaramouch October 26, 2011

Witness

A term used by psychotics to let others know that they are conmiting violent suicide

WITNESS ME!!!

by HavaGanda November 1, 2015

Jehovah's Witness

(Grammatically incorrect.) A member of Jehovah's Witnesses.

Grammatically correct form: He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

by Downstrike May 18, 2004