twat-twister

A common phrase used to describe a task, object or another person that is perplexing or difficult.
Extreme frustration, dumbfounded state, direct cause of a baffled feeling.

She worked on the project all day and couldn't figure it out, it was a real twat-twister.

I tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn't go for it, she was a real twat-twister.

My boss can be a real twat-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.

by mikmarsalv January 17, 2008

texas twister

When you cross your pointer and middle finger and cross your pinky and forefinger and insert one set in to the ass and one into the vagina.

Babe I'm gona give you the texas twister.

by Silvershank February 27, 2007

Beef twister

When you grab someone's Cock and twist it like you're opening a jammed door.

Richie gave Martin a beef twister after Martin was talking shit about Richie's sister.

by Beef twister January 20, 2015

Tennessee Twister

Using an electric, rotating egg beater as a dildo

Gia tried to give herself a Tennessee Twister the other day, and now she's in the hospital

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

The Alabama Twister

When your sister spins on your dick with a blanket over her head which then resembles a tornado

"Joanne how about I give you the alabama twister?"
"Cleetus i would love that but what if ma or pa sees?"
"thats what the blanket is for!"

by A N O N Y M O O S E June 4, 2023

cum twister

When you ejaculate into a blender and make a cum smoothie and serve it to someone.

Draven is over here making Cum Twisters over here!!

DJM

by Captain horse cock March 27, 2017

Limp Twister

When ones penis limply flails around within a females vaginal cavity, Usually in a twirling motion..... like a helicopter blade.

Dude! I just limp twister-ed that bitch!

by TheGroin June 16, 2010