theis

a wily puerto rican who is compelely uncappable of making up his own jokes. instead he just reapeats other peoples jokes until they are worn out and unfunny.

o shit here comes theis everyone stop laughing.

by zack January 23, 2003

theist

1.Someone who has been brainwashed
2.someone who desperatly hangs on to to an old fairytale-like thoery that has been disproven by science and that never reeeally had any proof in the first place

theists:
1. "i go to church(i waste my life ,worshiping a glorified imaginary friend)"
2. " yes god DOES Exist ,because it says so in the bible!(I'm insane, i read this fairy story like it's real)"

by Digital Shadow December 28, 2005

Theistician

The variety of religious-types who want to push their religions onto others via visits to your home or work; those who call you on the phone, send emails, etc., to try and change your religion to theirs. Or those who want to talk incessantly about their religion to you by calling, emailing, or visiting you without having been invited to do so.

Theisticians can be identified fairly easily. Typically two young men (usually two, sometimes more) nicely dressed in suits and ties - usually on foot - visit your home even though you have a "No Solicitors" sign posted (right by the doorbell, no less). When the sign is brought to their attention, they say, "We're not soliciting, we're not selling anything, we are giving/bringing you the word of God".

by Pink Gurl October 4, 2011

Theismanned

Having received or given an injury a la the career-ending injury that Joe Theismann received.

Person 1: Did you see that?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Allen Hurns was Theismanned!

Person 2: 😧
Person 3: Who Theismanned him?
Person 1: I don't know. I just saw the clip.

by NickidewbearTwo January 5, 2019

thesilaus

A really powerful robloxian fighter, the best in the genre. +Has a massive dick.

Wow it's "Thesilaus" he destroys all the competition with his massive cock.

by beep_boop60102 October 2, 2020

thedissrapper

rapper and streamer also known as diss god who has a humongous nose

That nigga thedissrapper nose is big asf!His music slap tho

by jdtrace February 14, 2021

twesis

a statement or theory that is put forward as a premise to be maintained or proved inspired by or based on a tweet

My paper is based on this twesis.

by every_day_potato March 16, 2021