Technical49

Technical49, also known as Technical, Tech or Thomas Echnical (Real name Jonathan L.) is an 18-year-old (as of 10/6/2021) professional Geometry Dash and Mario Kart player known for his skill in both games. His most notable achievements include being a former top 1 player in Geometry Dash, being the legitimate verifier of "Zodiac" by Bianox and more and setting two world records in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, breaking WRs on Sweet Sweet Canyon (which, at the time, was the longest-standing World Record) and Rainbow Road (one of the most heavily-competed tracks), as well as beating other notable demons such as "Tartarus" by Riot and more, "Kenos" by Bianox and more, "Ragnarok" by Knobbelboy, Xaro and more, as well as "Ocular Miracle" by Gaiden Hertuny and more. He is a part of a professional MK8DX group known as "puñetas" as well as two Geometry Dash friend groups, "The Gang" and "The Kenos", though the former has been disbanded due to internal conflicts. His Youtube channel currently has over 100k subscribers.

Notable relations include Npesta (verifier of Kenos, GD youtuber with 200k+ subscribers), Golden (verifier of Freedom08), Gizbro (Professional Player), BrianTheBurger (Top 10 on the Pointercrate Demonlist), Xanii (Verifier of Sonic Wave Infinity by APTeam), Alberto and Armybidonville (Hold the most WRs in MK8DX), SuperFX (Professional MK8 and MKTour player who got 92 on Artificial Ascent after beating Stereo Madness) and Juniper (GD youtuber with 300k+ Subscribers)

After verifying "Zodiac" by Xander556, Technical49 truly cemented his name in the Geometry Dash community.

by HarutoAyen October 6, 2021

THE TECHNIQUE

part 1 thumb in twist slap grab slap slap slice dice twice pound cream
part 2 to win the race cum on the face
part 3 suck the feet then beat the meat
part 4 then repeat
part 5 let her ride then cum inside

part 6 eat that pussy and then that bussy
part 7 she likes it rough with them handcuffs

part 8 she will must for this penis crust
part 9 make her squirt then eat it for dessert

part 10 shit on the chest and then motorboat that breast

YO JOE I did the technique on Britney last night however, Xander had to join in for part 6.

by mrpoggersman November 16, 2021

technically

What 12 year olds say to sound smart. Often found said by smartasses to make someone look wrong and stupid.

Bitch: Well technically i didnt do anything.
Teacher: STFU

by George May 13, 2005

Technician

Hardcore fan of Tech N9ne.

I went to the Tech N9ne show the other night. The crowd consisted of 90% juggalos and 10% Technicians.

by devil on the shoulder May 25, 2009

technicolor yawn

When a person pukes, he has a technicolor yawn.

After an evening on Bourbon Street, I did a technicolor yawn.

by Big Sky Heidi February 1, 2020

Certified Cock Technician

A very experienced female that knows her way around the male penis and able to take her partner to ejaculation at will. Often very good with her blowjobs, being able to deepthroat and pay attention to the balls while having exceptional tongue skills. A certified Cock Technician's only goal is servicing and pleasuring her partner's cock with an expertise matched by very few. This coveted certification is tough to earn and those lucky few labeled shall be extremely experienced, filthy, and well tested.

Man, I pulled Mary from the bar last night. Wow! Let me tell you, she is certified cock technician!

by JD100 February 26, 2010

Technical Wizard

A person who knows their way around technical appliances and computers. Someone who understands the deeper functions and quirks or computer programming, peripherals and applications as well as home electronics and is able to help mere mortals in coping with these.

Cindy hooked up my home cinema system AND fixed my PC. That gal is a real technical wizard, I tell you!

by Ruikku January 11, 2012