Stripperphobia

Extreme self consciousness in one’s appearance, resulting in the fear of rejection of a lap dance by a stripper, even if said person has a wad of cash in hand. Usually results in the urge to fight other patrons, rather than to enjoy the scenery.

I think I suffer from stripperphobia, these strippers won't dance for me, but they'll dance for Ben, he's got a sweet ass. Let's fight someone!

by Cadillac Lounge January 30, 2009

Strapped Up

To put on a condom. Or keep weapons on your person

Sam: "Hey man, I hope you strapped up messing with that forest whore!"

Korey: "Oppsie daisy!"

Sam: "Damn man! Maybe you should lay off the drinking."

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Korey: "Oh shit watch out! Here they come!"

Sam: "Be cool man, I stay strapped up."

by Sam O November 16, 2006

strumpet

How Captain Jack Sparrow refers to all women. Even perfectly respectably ones.

"Or is it that you've found a girl and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet...you're not a eunuch are you?"

by Ms. Sparrow February 19, 2004

stfuppercut

It is a harsher version of the word stfu. It is as if u were telling someone to "stfu", but so much so that it is as if you were to uppercut them with it.

Man 1: HEY DUDE IM SO COOL!
Man 2: dude shutup.
Man 1: DUDE BUT IM SOOOOOO COOL!
Man 2: dude stfu!
Man 1: DUUUUUUUDE!!!! IM SOOOO COOL!!!!
Man 2: DUDE THATS IT!!! STFUPPERCUT!!!

by cornelio December 18, 2004

Stripper Retirement

Stripper Retirement; When a stripper reaches retirement age which, depending on her condition, can be anywhere after age 28 she will go out and get herself knocked up by the best, well meaning, horny, yet stupid man she can find. He will most likely have a solid job history, good income, and decent credit rating, but he will still be homely and stupid. After she pumps out her kid(s), she will leave the entertainment industry to sit at home, devour endless snacks, and collect child support checks and/or leach of any man stupid enough to support her. All this while she mostly ignores her kid(s) except to feed them grape drink or rice & beans. She will occasionally pawn them off on relatives, or send them out to play in traffic. They will forever be in and out of juvenile detention. This former stripper is set for the 18 years that her kid(s) allow her to suck child support out of her baby’s daddy. Years full of all day naps and useless daytime TV. She will be oblivious to the fact that in all likelihood she has created what will become more worthless, irresponsible, slovenly people who will do more to drain the economy than to support it.

Eventually, Helens boobs just got way too saggy and wrinkled for her to collect enough money to live from the desperate vatos at the titty bar, she finally found fat rich real estate broker to knock her up twice, pump out the two units in a row, and let her go into stripper retirement for the next 19 years. Too bad those kids will be eating beans and rice forever and grow up with daytime TV as the only parent.

by Williamsven February 20, 2009

Stripper Hot

A woman that from a distance or in a dimly lit room, appears to be quite attractive. As she comes closer or the lights come up, it's discovered that her "hotness" is a result of copious amounts of make up. Upon closer inspection, the make up is covering up serious acne, a scar, an undesirable prison style tattoo or the fact that the woman in question, just isn't very attractive.

Eddie thought he landed himself a hottie at last call, but then realized she was stripper hot when the lights at the bar came on.

by PV Pathfinder June 11, 2008

strupid

(struh-pid)some might say it's another way of saying stupid, well it in a way it is but it's actually another way of saying "you should have known" but can still be put in a sentence as if it were the word stupid

Daniel "how was i suposed to know the speed limit was 60"

Jesse *sigh* "the cop said you were doing 140, strupid"

by Julien Pradier June 22, 2007