Captain Smoothness

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.

"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"

by Frazier May 30, 2006

mango smoothie

A phrase used to describe the presence of male ejaculate on or around the mouth, commonly as a result of oral sex.

I took that bitch back to my house last night and made her a mango smoothie.

by Corey Fackall August 22, 2011

smoother

A smoother is A.K.A. an iron

I was tryin' to get some stank on my hang down and da bitch hit me wit the smoother. You know fer smoothin' da clothes. As seen on the TV show Cops.

by Seth Tallman September 11, 2006

Chicken Smoothie

Chicken Smoothie is a free site you can sign up for that is full of children and teenagers who are mainly female and like to adopt free virtual pets that you can trade and dress up. Children below the age of 12 are COPPAs and cannot post on the forums or send PMs. Even if it is illegal, kids manage to get around the COPPA and make another account under an older age so they can post and make friends. A lot of the members are annoying (especially the ones that hang around the Adoptable oekaki board and the roleplay boards below semi-lit), but there are some that are nice and friendly, too. A majority of the staff are hardworking and interactive, but there are a few that don't really do their job and should be fired.

A sane member: "Some of the members on Chicken Smoothie are pretty chill and cool to talk to."

An insane member: "OMG DAYUM I LURVE CHERKAN SMURVIE AN BVB AND 1D AND DOCTOR WHO AND JUSTIN BIEBER AND SELENA GOMEZ LOL!!!!1 XD SEND ME FREE PETZ IF U AGREE WIT ME!!!!!!!!! OMG PLZ LET ME WIN THIS JBD ITS SO SEXY!!!!!!! I LIED WHEN I SIGNED UP SO I CAN POST ON THE FORMS XD IM RLLY RANDOM AND KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!one"

by rioebndfkjrjenk November 17, 2013

Smooth oozer

Someone who constantly is oozing out smooth through every pore and orifice.

Leech Dogg: Man see that mother fucker there, wearing that fedora, suckin on a joint?

Willy Maverick: He is one fuckin smooth oozer!

Leech Dogg: Fuck oath, smooth is comin out everywhere.

by Badger Whipness January 21, 2009

Smoothwall

An evil tool made by Satan to stop little kids from watching porn.

Damn it! Smoothwall blocked it!!!!!!!

by meinspitzname March 11, 2016

Smooth R and B Buttaz

Those early 90’s R and B songs that definitely got you and your significant other in the mood for love.

Paul: Hey Mazzella, how was your night?

Sean: It was great man, me and Erica went to dinner and capped off the night at a club and we danced to that smooth R and B buttaz all night long.

by RBumgarner March 22, 2019