smoothness

A computer attribute that supposedly equates to unwaveringly consistent performance.

AMD users on AMDzone invented this term to rationalize their ownership of inferior processors when compared to Intel's current offering.

Yo, this Phailnom II may not be able to render like that i7-920, but I prefer smoothness over sheer performance.

smoothness by MyMomMyMom December 7, 2009

smoothness

The most amazing person ever who has very smooth skin in the genital area. This person can do a lot of things, like scream, bite pillows and other objects around, including yourself.

1.My smoothness represents kindness, laughter and goosebumps.
2.I am still sore because my smoothness has a big interest in me.

smoothness by boo hoo hoo July 24, 2008

Captain Smoothness 

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.

"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"

Captain Smoothness by Frazier May 30, 2006

Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend 

To become one with the smoothness

bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend

Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend by fucking dio August 3, 2023

rub smoothies 

A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.

Marie and I just had brazilian bikini waxes. I'm so excited to rub smoothies.

rub smoothies by 50 cal August 20, 2009

smootherness

A way to quantify how smooth you are

Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.

smootherness by Pimpdizzle Forizzle February 4, 2005

swootness 

A simple combination of woot and sweetness, in order to show more excitment

Guy 1: "hey man, i just got a big screen TV!"
Guy 2: "swootness!, can come and see it?

swootness by Zain76 August 19, 2008