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Get the Sloan mug.public school poser girl who is usually an obnoxious alchoholic little twit, quite orange, deliberately has bad roots, hugely backcombed locks, parts her hair so far over to one side that her parting is by her ear. only ever wears:
1. jack wills tracksuit bottoms, usually with big holes in. the grottier the better; ralph lauren (or other designer) shirt, usually pristine; big fat leather belt, again quite grotty; a HUGE set of faux pearls or a lovely ornate necklace. like wearing that one neclace can make the rest of the grotty outfit look beautiful. ugg boots.
2. skinny jeans with a jack wills hoody and a BIG pashmina and BIG sunglasses (optional). really old pumps.
3. any combination of these. sloaneys also sport manky old cardigans, polo shirts, occasionally they wear a sequinned elastic headband across their forehead, which akes their forehead itch and look really sore, but hey, thats how they like it.
1. jack wills tracksuit bottoms, usually with big holes in. the grottier the better; ralph lauren (or other designer) shirt, usually pristine; big fat leather belt, again quite grotty; a HUGE set of faux pearls or a lovely ornate necklace. like wearing that one neclace can make the rest of the grotty outfit look beautiful. ugg boots.
2. skinny jeans with a jack wills hoody and a BIG pashmina and BIG sunglasses (optional). really old pumps.
3. any combination of these. sloaneys also sport manky old cardigans, polo shirts, occasionally they wear a sequinned elastic headband across their forehead, which akes their forehead itch and look really sore, but hey, thats how they like it.
(conversation between two sloaneys)
A ooh, i have that exact JW hoody in brown!
B i have in brown too, no way! i also have it in navy, its such a shame they only have two designs in three colours each.
A actually, i have all of them then, now that you say that! oh my god!
B so anyway, do you want to go to the toilets, i think my hair is losing volume, i need to backcomb it some more.
A yeaaah, same, by the way, i LOVE your uggs. i mean, i have some in hazel, i've got the ivory pair and i have them in chocolate, but that is SUCH a nice shade of tan!
B i know, right, daddy got them imported for me, they were only £150 a pair, so i got four! how great is that?! listen, lets go to stammy this evening, i mean, we SO havent been there in like, three days.
A oh my god!! what a great idea! we can get totally wasted, that sounds fit.
A ooh, i have that exact JW hoody in brown!
B i have in brown too, no way! i also have it in navy, its such a shame they only have two designs in three colours each.
A actually, i have all of them then, now that you say that! oh my god!
B so anyway, do you want to go to the toilets, i think my hair is losing volume, i need to backcomb it some more.
A yeaaah, same, by the way, i LOVE your uggs. i mean, i have some in hazel, i've got the ivory pair and i have them in chocolate, but that is SUCH a nice shade of tan!
B i know, right, daddy got them imported for me, they were only £150 a pair, so i got four! how great is that?! listen, lets go to stammy this evening, i mean, we SO havent been there in like, three days.
A oh my god!! what a great idea! we can get totally wasted, that sounds fit.
by fghbjnkm March 6, 2007
Get the sloaney mug.The act of male ejaculation as a result of masturbating, usually taking place in a bed. Upon ejaculating(blowing his load) the individual is too tired or just too lazy to clean up his mess, leaving the load to rest on the sheets, and in and around his belly button(depending on accuracy), He then drifts off into a deep and satisfied slumber.
Guy1: "Dude I was so horny last night, but was too tired to toss 1 off"
Guy2: "Dude why didn't you just 'Lazy Man's Load' that shit?"
Guy2: "Dude why didn't you just 'Lazy Man's Load' that shit?"
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