skeet surprise

When you wake up after a night out with semen in your hair and don't realise it is there.

Francine woke up after a one night stand with a skeet surprise in her hair.

by Skeet surprise July 4, 2016

skeet mgeet the third

This is the best person ever. He has two siblings: sofa king and yeet mgeet. The parents are sasha s and kj apa. He will eventually become president and blow up the world while having sex with his gf

Wow looks at skeet mgeet the third! He's rly rocking those glo in the dark condoms.

by SKEET MGEET SUPPORTER June 15, 2017

skeet blanket

a blanket a man uses to jack off into

hang on, let me go get my skeet blanket

by tucker1995 August 1, 2018

skeetless

The guy don't have skeet.

Haha skeetless nn dog

by n5m November 18, 2020

Tree Skeet

-noun
The pollen (jizz) that is released from trees to propagate it's species. This same pollen (jizz) is what millions of people are allergic too.

Dude, why are your eyes all red, and your nose running, and why do you keep sneezing?

Man, it's all this tree skeet in the air.

by rockwidit04 October 24, 2011

Yeetle Skeetle

1. Multi-purpose word with no true meaning. It can be used in times of confrontation, or in uncomfortable situations. Additionally, it can be used in times of euphoria.

2. (verb) an individual can swiftly yeet with speed. The skeetle adds the speed and swiftness to your yeet.

3. s\Synonym for goodbye

Hannah: "Oi. Heard you were talking shit about me - wanna go?"
Tia: "Time to yeetle skeetle!"

by YT-the-plant August 23, 2019

Cheatin' Skeeter

Someone, usually a person who no one likes in the least and most often a menace to existence, who gets sexual stimulation and/or jizzes their britches whenever they cheat or defraud others. The volume of ejaculate is directly proportionate to the degree of suffering of the intended victim.

Chuckford: "That phone scammer sure did groan and grunt alot when he thought I was going to give him my bank info."

Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."

Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022