Simon

An amazing person who is often too shy to say what he needs. Gives amazing cuddles and when in a silly mood can make even the grumpiest person laugh. Can spit out rapid-fire puns and will often be seen playing Pokemon furiously. Often have amazing green eyes and perfect bodies. Insanely smart at science, the best boyfriends a person could ask for.

Words to describe a Simon:
- Lovable
- Wonderful
- Unforgettable
- Humorous
- Sweet
- Trustworthy
- Friendly

Mum: "So how was your day, honey?"
Child: "It was amazing!!! I saw Simon at recess and he cheered me up from my horrible maths test..."
Mum: "He sounds lovely."
Child: "Oh, he is. I love Simon."

by RoseDreamer March 19, 2013

Simon

A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
Hung Like a Dragon
Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.

Holy Shit, that is one Simon cock.
Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon.

by IceCream Jaykwon October 21, 2008

Gene Simmons

A dude with a long-ass tongue.....

Carlos: Dude! Check out my tongue! *sticksout 6" tongue*
Peter: Dude! You are such a Gene Simmons!!!!

by CGGCrevalle November 12, 2009

Simon Cho

funniest short track speedskater ever.

also known as Ace, The Cho'sen one, or SI-MON-CHO.

Simon Cho is the life of Jordan Malone's webcasts!

by iheartsimoncho March 21, 2010

Siemon

Siemon is a handsome dude who's a bit crazy. But he is a boss at making friends all over the world. He can easily get in love with girls but is ashamed to say it

Siemon is a special name and its never been used

by Someone and no one November 8, 2019

simon dominic

Mad flow, his stamina check out his killing verse

Simon Dominic... SIMON D -O-M-I-N-I-C-O oo

by Ash island’s cheekies November 13, 2020

Simonas

a very funny guy, cool to talk to but is obsessed with minecraft. He spends 23 hours out of the 24 playing minecraft with his discord gamer pals every single day.

Person1: i wonder when Simonas is going to come outside
Person2: he won’t come out till he makes his netherite beacon

by GigaChad6969 November 29, 2021