sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.

When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.

by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021

hes not reading this

who?

jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learnt how to read.

reading is great

hes not reading this

by succmydicc February 16, 2018

Redding, California

a small city in the north end of the Sacramento valley where the radical right has taken a strong hold and has set up base camp for everything white.

Redding has a large population of hillbillies that like to pretend that they are yuppie's. to make my case the local Starbuck's is the only one that sell's Larry the cable guy's CD's.

Man, Redding, California is a so white that i sometimes think i am in 1955 era Selma Alabama!

by Willie P Richardson December 17, 2008

The person reading this

why are you even here anyway

the person reading this is just a normal human

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022

Redding

A smallish city, vastly expanding, consisting mainly of caucasians. Those residing in Redding who aren't caucasian usually stay in groups of large numbers, since a large part of the white population are racist assholes. Residents are usually one form of white trash or rednecks, slutty whores or actual prostitutes. filled with tweekers, ignorant morons, and religious fanatics, this is a city that no one ever visits voluntarily, but once someone ends up in Redding they find it extrmely difficult to ever escape. A vast black hole of filled with shit, and very few intelligent persons.

"We traveled through the northernmost area in California until we came across a somewhat interesting looking place called Redding, little did we know it was actually a vast shithole filled with mornonic tweekers and slutty whores."

by Tarren it up! October 17, 2008

Reading a Magazine

Masturbating Over a Porno or Lads Mag

I was 'Reading a magazine' at work the other day

by Supdog4567 February 26, 2010

Reading Hole

A place one goes to in order to satisfy one's reading needs/urges. The term can be seen as a portmanteau of 'watering hole' and 'reading place'. It can refer to RL (real life) places like a local favorite public library, or online places like a beloved blog or website like Dear Blank Please Blank.

Guy1: "Damn! Riverbend's gone underground! There goes my favorite reading hole..."

Guy2: "That sucks. I loved Baghdad Burning too."

by theantichrist81 March 3, 2011