paralystuffis

When you're stuck because you want to get rid of stuff that is too nice/expensive to just throw away, but is missing one small part (like a Batcave playset that's missing the Batman figurine), so you feel too guilty to donate it.

I tried to clean out the kids' rooms, but got hit with a bad case of paralystuffis.

by RicoDetroit April 14, 2014

parasex error

When your judgement of a person is distorted because you're having sex with them and view them from a different angle. Like parallax error - but with sex.

"She is a 10!"
"ehh.. sounds like parasex error to me"

by theejudge September 4, 2015

Paralyzed

The worst possible situation a person can be in.

"Du er paralyzed og du vil aldrig gå igen"

by The Paralyser April 20, 2018

paralyzed pussy

Paralyzed pussy: the female version of blue balls.

“Tony from tinder left me with a paralyzed pussy after he busted only 4 strokes in. I had to use a vibrator to finish myself off after he left.”

by Squinty October 13, 2019

paralyze a coyote

The action of sticking your right thumb up the coyote’s ass and making the coyote lose all feeling in its legs.

I had to paralyze a coyote so it would stop eating my chickens.

by banks33 February 26, 2021

Paralysationised

A word created by popular content creator Ranboo. Was used when he shot Awesamdude (in a video game) and he could not move furthermore.

"Did you see Sam can't move anymore?"
"Yeah I know I paralysationised him when I shot him (in a video game)"

by StealerOfKneeCaps March 4, 2021

Paralyzed Adam

Guy who on friends party pissed bed of that friend a spit on his step dad. (This is product of drinking beer and moonshine)

He did Paralyzed Adam on Peters birthday.

by AkatsukiShrek69 April 4, 2021