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Rolie Polie Paddling

Spanking. Used in the Playhouse Disney cartoon Rolie Polie Olie.
Mom: You are going to get a Rolie Polie Paddling if you don't tell me who you have been bullying!

Kid: Nice try! But I hid the Rolie Polie Paddle, so I guess you can't spank me now, huh?
by TiggerCelestia06 December 21, 2019
mugGet the Rolie Polie Paddlingmug.

ping pong paddle body bitch

A taco body bitch
Johnny Bravo body bitch
You ping pong paddle body bitch. Yous a taco body bitch, Johnny Bravo body bitch.
by Dolla Dolla Bill Lady November 17, 2023
mugGet the ping pong paddle body bitchmug.

Floppycock paddle

When a man has large testicles and large scrotal sack. You flappy his half hard penis off a bat winged scrotal sack like paddle balls.
Preston's balls were big enough to play floppycock paddles!!!
by Lord knows January 12, 2020
mugGet the Floppycock paddlemug.

Paddle Disease

An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.
1. Dennis missed the opportunity to be at his mother's bedside when she passed away because of Paddle Disease; the Plateau got an inch and a half of rain and while his mom might be up for two more days, the creeks wouldn't.

2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.
by NashDiggity February 8, 2012
mugGet the Paddle Diseasemug.

Boat paddle

A person that like to stir up shit for the fun of it
John is being a boat paddle towards his friends
by anonymous June 15, 2025
mugGet the Boat paddlemug.

swiss paddle

Karen is totally hetero but when that slut starts drinking, she'll swiss paddle with anyone.
by Achilyous October 29, 2020
mugGet the swiss paddlemug.

Chinese Dog Paddle

When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.
Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
mugGet the Chinese Dog Paddlemug.

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