mooch

A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.

"Don't let John in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Moochka

Melissa Anelli's evil cat. John Noe (known for his love of Dawlish, the auror) often refers to Moochka when something evil needs to be done. She is a running joke with the live audience of PotterCast; if someone needs to be punished, Moochka is released!

"How dare they set back Half Blood Prince! Let's get Moochka on 'em!"

by pottergirl66 May 3, 2009

gay ass nigga month

The month of June, which all gay ass niggas was born.

That faggot was born in gay ass nigga month, look at that nigga prance around and shit like that.

by gayassniggamonth July 13, 2019

be homophobic month

every day on july you can be homophobic for 1 month . and the best part is that the gays can't cancel you

Dude 1 : yo its july , lets be extra homophobic for "be homophobic month"!
Dude 2 : lets do it

by the avrg neo-nazi June 14, 2023

that time of the month

The time when a women has her period.

"God is she bitchy tonight. It must be that time of the month"

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

Monthly Firecracker

The act of having oral sex with a woman while she is on her period and removing her tampon with your teeth then consuming it.

Dude John was so wasted last night Sandy gave him a monthly firecracker.

by Mike Hunt X May 1, 2011

moochmate

A jobless, alcoholic roommate where YOU provide shelter, heating and air conditioning, running water, and you even feed the SOB, without receiving a dime from them. Typically, they steal from you to support their cigarette and alcohol addictions.

No, he's not my visiting brother-in-law, he's our moochmate; been here 2 years.

by Makooch February 23, 2014