Michigan Wet Mitten

When you nut in a girls mouth and she spits it in your hand. Then you slap her in the face with that hand.

"Why do you have a pink eye and a red spot on your face?"

"Because I got a Michigan Wet Mitten."

by PJ's Gettin BJ April 3, 2016

Ed Minton

Ed Minton is one of the vocalists/guitarists of the band 'Elliot Minor' (formerly 'The Academy').
He is half Japanese, and has two sisters. He has a thing for green tea...
Ed met Alex at Uppingham School when they were 13, and is one of the two original members of the band. They started writing music and recording together, and performed acoustic covers at the school. In 2005, after leaving Uppingham, both decided to be serious about their music and took a gap year from their studies during which they focused on writing and recording their own songs.
He's super cool, and wants to show you his ride. Vroom, vroom!

Elliot Minor consists of;
Alex Davies,
ED MINTON,
Dan Hetherton,
Ed 'Teddy' Hetherton
and
Ali Paul

by C-to the-double-O-L March 1, 2009

mittens

Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.

"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."

by 122445 August 23, 2006

Low Maintenance Relationship

A Low Maintenance Relationship (LMR) is when a couple is mutually exclusive to one another but not in a FULL relationship. A low maintenance relationship includes NOT needing to talk to them everyday, maybe SOME texting per day but NOT a super abundance, getting together ONLY once or twice a week and going out and SOME sex.

A LMR is for active individuals who have many responsibilities and have no time for a FULL relationship.

Girl how are you going to balance work, school and a boy friend? You're going to get burnt out.

I just need a Low Maintenance Relationship and I'll be all set.

by AskACapperDOTcom October 23, 2010

Minted

A person who has lots of money

Wow that person is minted because her parents gave her loads of money

by Johnojon February 22, 2017

shit mitten

When you roll toilet paper around ur hand like a mitten and use it to wipe the shit from your ass.

The pipes weren't clogged from the shit itself, it was from the damn shit mitten.

Damn that's a lot of poo! I'm definitely gonna need a shit mitten.

LITTLE KID- "Daddy wipe me.."
FATHER- "Uhh..why dont you use your shit mitten instead."

by rotfloling April 12, 2009

percussive maintenance

the art of beating the living crap out of something untill you can get it to work.

If at first it doesent work try percussive maintenance if it breaks it needed replaceing anyway

by Ben Pershouse January 8, 2006