minten

Miniature Tennis - Played on a table with a net and with all the same rules at tennis but without the overhead serve.

Competition Minten uses a table that is 2.1m wide and 3.6m long with 150mm solid net.
The Ball is made of foam and the racquets are reminiscent of a totem table bat.

My mate justinnfunn invited me over for a Minten Tournament - it was awesome!

by Justinnfunn April 28, 2022

Michigan Mittens

The act of fingering 2 women at the same time on a cold winters day "Michigan Mittens"

Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"

by LK411 February 28, 2021

Mintanol

Mintanol is code for 2-methyl-2-butanol. 2-methyl-2-butanol is used for research. However, drinking this chemical makes you feel better about yourself. It makes you feel warm inside, helps you fit in a little, and makes you more social and less shy. It makes you feel sleepy and more relaxed. Hurtful comments from fools (the majority) no longer get to you as much and everything is happy Gilmore. It's liquid confidence. Just don't drink more than 10ml. of that stuff at a time, or you'll be sorry.

I wish I had that stuff. (Sad sigh). I need liquid confidence. I need Mintanol (2-methyl-2-butanol).

by HawaiianPunch1 October 27, 2010

crowbar maintenance

An event which is not actually maintenance, but a form of destruction or demolition.

"The building was undergoing 'crowbar maintenance'. It was rubble by the next day."

by tdog59 July 15, 2009

Maintenance Wank

When you're participating in nofap and you begin to over sexualise things, like apple pies and peanut butter sandwhiches, it's time for a maintenance wank. This keeps your inner sexual deviant at bay, while also reducing the amount of awkward boners you might experience.

Guy 1: "I keep getting stiffies when I see anything that vaguely resembles titties or a vagina, it's killing me."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."

by Zima69err July 13, 2016

Maintenance Cocktail

Spirits generally mixed with some sort of fruit juice and normally consumed in the late morning and/or early afternoon to help alleviate a particularly nasty hangover. Standard versions include Vodka/Cranberry, Screwdrivers, left over Hard Seltzers, and of course the Danimal. Also known as a Breakfast Cocktail when in Maui, a Maintenance Cocktail is essential for anyone who needs to rally and is eager to start working on the next day’s hangover.

Dave: Woof, I think we went a little overboard on the Peach Daiquiris last night..

Yoko: That’s why I stuck with white wine all night like a boss.

Dave: Good for you. I need to screw my head back on with a Maintenance Cocktail. Pass me the Gin and Tang.

by Falcon Thunder Fist March 24, 2022

Wrinkled Beef Mitten

Female Genitalia

What a gorgeous wrinkled beef mitten

by patriotsfan911 November 20, 2010