baby maker

A woman's general reproductive area.

"Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do, A straight shot. Right to the baby maker " - Anchorman

by OANDRESO November 2, 2005

madera de mañana

n. Spanish for Morning Wood, literally 'wood of the morning'. A politically correct way of expressing the fact that you have an erection that will pass undetected by the usual female, unless she is hispanic, in which case you're screwed.

Logan: I got out of bed, and all I wanted to do was beat it.
Aaron: Did you have madera de mañana?
Logan: You know it!

by Raleseau January 4, 2011

Madera Ranchos

A small town in between Fresno and Madera sometimes referred to as "The Chos". Basically everyone knows each other so rumors/gossip spread at lightening speed. Most kids complain about how they can't wait to get out of the Ranchos only to miss it when they leave. There isn't much to do except to T.P. your friends house, go mud bogging in an empty lot or field somewhere or take the 10 minute drive into Fresno. All in all it's a pretty sweet place to live and the people there are, for the most part, good people.

Person A "Yeah, I'm from the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"

by chrisophjonson March 26, 2011

Moan Maker

The male organ used for urination and sex.

The external male reproductive organ through which seminal fluid and urine can pass.

Later that night she was making out with my wang. When I realized that all her lipstick was rubbing off, I evacuated my moan maker from her face hole.

by Bryan M. Hunt May 29, 2008

Madera

Small town in Central California, also called The Heart of Cali or Madtown.

I live in the Heart of Cali, Madera.

by Coyote23 June 20, 2011

maer

Spanish verb for being a good friend with someone

Vamos a maer" means "Let's hang out" or "Let's be friends

by Mae Wolff March 4, 2011

Pennsylvania Pizza Maker

Verb: the act of having a partner lick your gooch, you then close your legs and fart. Making them suffer in the stench

Leroy preformed the Pennsylvania Pizza Maker on Britney. Unfortunately, she pooped a little.

by Sklennnaaj March 3, 2011