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Launch an investigation

A blanket statement for when a company or organization fucks up and needs to do something about the angry media. Usually results in nothing happening, because they investigated themselves and found they did nothing wrong.
I know our CEO was banging 12 interns, stole millions from charity, and was arrested on three counts of murder, but don’t worry, we’ll launch an investigation.
by KingJx212 November 1, 2021
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Test Launch

When a male masturbates on his back so that the aftermath of his ejaculation covers his penis, using that as lubricant for a second round.
I have a lot of free time today so maybe I'll do a test launch.
by Ferrell Williams March 13, 2021
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If developing a fantasy sports app has all your interests, then you must grasp the Dream11 clone. At Appdupe, we replicate popular apps and Dream11 clone is one of our famous app development projects. Since this app is packed with a legion of real-time features, users will definitely have entertainment and engage with your app.
Launch your Dream11 clone and your users will be hooked up to the app
by Dream11 Clone App April 24, 2021
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Twinkie Launch

When you fire Twinkies at things using a bow-and-arrow-like device.
I hear that idiot in Arbour Butte is gonna do the twinkie launch again.
by Ryan December 9, 2003
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DEATH LAUNCH

When your drunk and you send an embarrassing text to your girlfriend/boyfriend and he/she remembers but you dont.
Girl: he went out with his mates last night.

Friend: oh right what happened?

Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!

Friend: how bad was it?

Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!
by The Unforgetable June 1, 2011
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Rocket Launch

When you feed your women many laxative's then proceed to eat here ass while she launches on face.
Yo, I linked that thick bitch and I initiated a Rocket Launch
by This is a shiiit show November 23, 2021
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Pelvic Power Launch

When you have to quickly pee so you put all your energy into your dick and launch a powerful stream of urine.
I got in the bathroom, and did a Pelvic Power Launch. I had to get done quick so I didn't get caught by the meteor.
by ShadyDefinitions May 27, 2018
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